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19th-Sep-2012 12:11 am(no subject)
Not very long but feh. I like it like this.

...:::~:::...In Which Sam Is An AngelCollapse )
19th-Aug-2012 11:42 pm(no subject)
Takes place during the third book.


In Which Harry Potter Has A CousinCollapse )
1st-Mar-2012 10:37 am - lawl
So yesterday I got banned from fanficrants for using logic against a holier-than-thou idiot.

They seem to think it's a punishment but it really isn't. Why? Because I'm rarely on that comm anyways. Frankly I only find the whole thing fucking hilarious.

Cheers,
Vonnix
17th-Feb-2012 01:33 pm(no subject)
Just so you all know?

Whining incessantly about the lack of white booties for babies? Isn't the way to get me to go out of my way to help you, if anything it's more likely to make me less willing to help and instead tell you "Nope, sorry, we've only got what's out. No, don't bother going to the other stores, they have the exact same shit we do. Go away and don't come back."

Oh, it's for a christening is it? Well that means absolutely jack shit to me and changes nothing. I haven't ever believed in an all-seeing invisible man in the sky and don't see that changing anytime in the near or distant future. I'm more likely to start believing in ghosts and my mother and sister will tell you if asked exactly how likely that is. Therefore telling me you're going to doom a child into believing in a guy about as real as Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny for their whole life is one of the stupidest things you can do.

So yeah, in short don't whine, and don't talk about whatever religion you follow.

(and for anyone reading this that's thinking I'm going to Hell for not believing? I'd be happy to go there, kthnx)

Cheers,
Vonnix
7th-Feb-2012 04:33 pm(no subject)
Okay, so I thought (stupidly, apparently) that with the bringing out of Resistance 3 there'd be less people playing that are GODDAMN FUCKING IDIOTS.

I was wrong. There is, in fact, more idiots. The smart people went and started playing R3 online.

And with 3 spec-ops players in the room to my sole soldier? I shouldn't be needing ammo. ever.
1st-Jan-2012 02:54 pm(no subject)
Okay, this has happened too many times to count to me and others at my personal Mart of Walls, so I'm going to go ahead and clear things up.

Customers? We're aware it's busy. I promise you that we're doing our level best to make things move as quickly as possible. Most of us are, anyways, I can name a few cashiers that do little to nothing regardless of how many people are in their line but that's beside the point.

Let me rephrase that statement, then. I, personally, am doing my level best to make things go as fast as they can for you. My CSMs are all doing the same thing, I promise. I'll even spit-shake on it.

You see the eighteen cash registers? You see how only one of them is closed? And that the one that is closed is number seven, where we have a giant line-up of carts with things in them ready/being readied to go back to the departments they came from? They're all we have.

No, shut up about the ones in Sports, Jewellery, Automotive, and the Garden Centre. Here, in the front of the store where all the registers are, these are all the registers we have. We aren't hiding any in the back, there aren't any invisible ones lurking in the shadows, there aren't any that can pop out of the floor. As awesomely cool as that would be.

Therefore telling me, or anyone else working, that we need to open more registers? Is stupid and will get you looked at as if you've just grown two extra heads. Because we already have all of them open. We're aware that the lines are long, we know that it's busy, and we're already doing our level best to get you the hell out of our store.

And on a similar but different note? Don't dare complain to us about the lack of people on the floor when it's busy. You want to know why that is? Because of assholes like you that wait until the last minute to shop and flood the store at all at once, forcing us to get everyone from the departments that are cash trained to leave their departments and jump on a cash. You get a goddamn fucking choice: fast lines, or service in the department. We'd love to be able to give you both but we can't. Unless it's Xmas Eve, but that's only because not a single person gets that day off.
1st-Jan-2012 01:09 pm - To Kill A King
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28th-Oct-2011 11:08 pm(no subject)
Read. Read, enjoy, laugh a little, all the while agreeing with everything there like I did.

Oh, and video game developers? Take notes.
28th-Oct-2011 07:28 pm(no subject)
It's nice to hear that I'm fast at ringing peoples things through. I love to be told that - seriously!

But you know who really needs to hear that? My managers. So go, shoo! Go tell them instead. Telling me makes me happy for a little while, telling them makes me happy for longer because it goes in my record that I made you happy.

kthxbai
11th-Oct-2011 10:53 pm(no subject)
Apparently it's incredibly hard to spell the word 'grammar' right.

For all those uneducated masses out there: G-R-A-M-M-A-R.

That's right: A-R.

Like a pirate. ARRRRRRR! Pirates don't go ERRRRRRR. They wouldn't sound nearly as threatening.

GET IT RIGHT.
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